Grammar's Death

[Commander Raze]

I was prowling the GameFAQs forums for Battlefield 3: Back to Karkand info when I came across this post. Surely you all know of this war between Modern Warfare 2's expansion pack 3 and Battlefield 3 right? Well here is an interesting post I found.

COD freak fan here...well..maybe not anymore unless thei go ci-fi or something
cuz im sick of the whole serious military theme of these games.
thats why cant wait for serious sam 3 bfe.hopefully lotsa people love it.so i can destroy lotsa poeple
in a good ol death match.
this year ill be 30 getnn old man...still im goin strong in gaming hahaha
never understood other gamers....i remember when halo first came out the whole frigin world was goin crazy
about it. but seriously...friends let me trie it and hell i never knoew why thei loved it!!
its so feckin stuuupid...i mean trie to understand...back then i was into quake and unreal
it was bloody
fast
fun ownage cooler weapons everything was waaayyy better
now halo...slooooow feels like ur underwater or something
no adrenaline evil pumpin music while ur destroying every one
it was just plain and stupid.
so anyway im starting to like halo alil bit
cuz you know im a competitive gamer so i take me k/d seriously and ill always trie to be the best
so i bought halo reach few days ago just cuz it sux but im starting to like it alot
becuz i dont like it and think that it sux i needed a game (fps) i could just play relaxed and not
care about k/d...but seriously its funnnn hahahah.
plus i bought battlefield 3 too....and that feckin game beats the living crap out of any COD game everrrrrrrrrrrr
thats why im leaving call of duty behind...unless of course thei go si-fi heheh
so yeah....thats what i wanted to say people.
your battle field 3 has was the battle
no seriously... that game rooocks.ive only played team deathmatch till now cuz i suck
in objective game types.but man runnin....and gunnin in that game really makes u feel like ur really there heheh
oh oh oh oh plusss you got leggssss.
COD doesnt have leeeeggs...i truly never liked that in the game
cuz it always gave me the feelin as if i was in a space ship with hands and a gun hahaha

ok guys...now le me know whats on ur mind about all this crap i wrote for ya.
SHOOT !! and sorry bout my anlglish im brazilian.

oh oh and if u wanna know why COD sells so much...le me know...ill explain it to ya all.
cuz i see you guys complainin alot bout it hahah.but dont worry it'll die soon inough...i can see it


Here's the link: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/621026-battlefield-3/61337091

I died from an aneurism of stupidity and laughed to death at the same time when I saw this.

Also, yeah, I still exist, hi! I suppose this is my return.

[johnnyoi]

Wow, hard to read. I play Battlefield 3 myself, haven't tried Modern Warfare 3. I don't intend to get it either.

[Squeezit]

Dec 13, 2011 8:00:31 GMT -5 Commander Raze said:

I was prowling the GameFAQs forums

Well, there's your problem.


on that note:

[Major Girod]

I love that post Squeeze!

[romertremor]

Using my incredible intellect, I have formulated two possibilities:

1. This "30 year old man" is in fact a teenager trying too hard to look like a veteran gamer.

2. This "30 year old man" is in fact developmentally disabled and may have been around for Quake and Unreal as he says he was. Unfortunately, without the cognitive function to properly type, form complete sentences, and/or spell words correctly, he was never able to get a job. Because of this, he grew incredibly lazy and out of shape, with only his beloved shooters and the internet to occupy his time. He is therefore permanently stuck in a chair due to a combination of years of back sweat sticking him to the chair and his own body fat preventing him from shifting around. He survives thanks to the heroic efforts of state-appointed live-in staff.

[Major Girod]

Dec 17, 2011 23:19:09 GMT -5 romertremor said:

Using my incredible intellect, I have formulated two possibilities:

1. This "30 year old man" is in fact a teenager trying too hard to look like a veteran gamer.

This possibility is the most likely in my opinion.

[Squeezit]

Dec 17, 2011 23:19:09 GMT -5 romertremor said:

2. This "30 year old man" is in fact developmentally disabled and may have been around for Quake and Unreal as he says he was. Unfortunately, without the cognitive function to properly type, form complete sentences, and/or spell words correctly, he was never able to get a job. Because of this, he grew incredibly lazy and out of shape, with only his beloved shooters and the internet to occupy his time. He is therefore permanently stuck in a chair due to a combination of years of back sweat sticking him to the chair and his own body fat preventing him from shifting around. He survives thanks to the heroic efforts of state-appointed live-in staff.

This possibility is more likely than you think.
I had a roommate whom you've described to the letter about a year ago.