Post by ShinyFace on Feb 6, 2011 4:34:18 GMT -5
One day I was studying amongst my fellow researchers in Chapter 8, a Julius tired of staring at the giant ball orgy, decided to throw his book at it, and out of that book a small segment fell out.
I approached it curiously, and I saw a title that read
"The Second Epistle of Bob"
I wondered what was of this epistle, for all of the pages within the book my colleague Julius threw at the at the bodies, seemed to cause damage, perhaps the pages themselves were sacred, how profound!
However upon further review, some of the text was still readable of this epistle, and I shall read what it has said,
Chapter Ten
Verse 3
"Blessed are those who walk amongst the valley of spikes, for their reward is a water of life, to bring salvation to another's error"
Verse 7
"Thou Somanway shall lay down his fast striking wind blade upon entering thy count's quarters, for thy count has no fear of the mere wind."
Verse 13
"To use one buer soul to provide safe passage to the less fortunate, shall be gifted an eternal reward from the almighty RNG."
Verse 15
"The eternal punishment awaits thee who dares strike thy count alone whenever there are kindred souls around."
Blah blah, it goes on to more whiny nonsense. Has anyone else found some of the missing pages or other epistles?
I approached it curiously, and I saw a title that read
"The Second Epistle of Bob"
I wondered what was of this epistle, for all of the pages within the book my colleague Julius threw at the at the bodies, seemed to cause damage, perhaps the pages themselves were sacred, how profound!
However upon further review, some of the text was still readable of this epistle, and I shall read what it has said,
Chapter Ten
Verse 3
"Blessed are those who walk amongst the valley of spikes, for their reward is a water of life, to bring salvation to another's error"
Verse 7
"Thou Somanway shall lay down his fast striking wind blade upon entering thy count's quarters, for thy count has no fear of the mere wind."
Verse 13
"To use one buer soul to provide safe passage to the less fortunate, shall be gifted an eternal reward from the almighty RNG."
Verse 15
"The eternal punishment awaits thee who dares strike thy count alone whenever there are kindred souls around."
Blah blah, it goes on to more whiny nonsense. Has anyone else found some of the missing pages or other epistles?