Post by Number4429 on Jan 15, 2012 3:57:05 GMT -5
So, recently I learned how to change my country so that I appear as if I'm Brazil in CV:HD, as a result I was kicked from multiple games. This is my story.
I joined a lobby, Chapter 10, hard. I selected Soma for the first time in a long time, threw on the usual gear. 'Zerker's mail, CS, Super Pots, anything to make me more of a blender. I started the level by quietly assisting my team, helping them run super fast. Now as the only Soma on the team, it was clearly my job to do the elevator short-cut, because pubs are losers apparently. I shoot through the roof, get out of the spikes.
"Hue....hue....hue...."
"What was that?"
I go to the switch, I am able to open the door. "HUEHUEHUE..." I dash away, I go straight for R.The Count, we have business.
"WHAT THE HELL, LET US THROUGH"
I enter the room, the count approaches
"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
I drive my sword through his head, and everyone watches in horror as he transforms. A lone Soma against R.The Count, the stuff of legends.
"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" I die, jumping directly into R.The Count form 2. I proceed to dance around the room, dodging all the attacks perfectly, showing off my true skill. "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE (Due to the absurd length of the original post, I'm going to have to ask you to copy/paste this into your word processor, and ask you to not stop pasting until you've reached 5 pages of pure HUE, thank you) ."
(Also how to get your posts modified as well - Squeeze)
The entire team was slaughtered as they were screaming at me, unable to think above my BR laughter. When I got back to Lobby they were screaming at me more, so mad, so incredibly mad.
"Don't fucking do that again"
Silence, as if they wanted to hear what I had to say for myself. Will I behave, will I be the savior their team needs?
"Hue...hue....hue...."
>You have been kicked from the game.
I joined a lobby, Chapter 10, hard. I selected Soma for the first time in a long time, threw on the usual gear. 'Zerker's mail, CS, Super Pots, anything to make me more of a blender. I started the level by quietly assisting my team, helping them run super fast. Now as the only Soma on the team, it was clearly my job to do the elevator short-cut, because pubs are losers apparently. I shoot through the roof, get out of the spikes.
"Hue....hue....hue...."
"What was that?"
I go to the switch, I am able to open the door. "HUEHUEHUE..." I dash away, I go straight for R.The Count, we have business.
"WHAT THE HELL, LET US THROUGH"
I enter the room, the count approaches
"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
I drive my sword through his head, and everyone watches in horror as he transforms. A lone Soma against R.The Count, the stuff of legends.
"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" I die, jumping directly into R.The Count form 2. I proceed to dance around the room, dodging all the attacks perfectly, showing off my true skill. "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE (Due to the absurd length of the original post, I'm going to have to ask you to copy/paste this into your word processor, and ask you to not stop pasting until you've reached 5 pages of pure HUE, thank you) ."
(Also how to get your posts modified as well - Squeeze)
The entire team was slaughtered as they were screaming at me, unable to think above my BR laughter. When I got back to Lobby they were screaming at me more, so mad, so incredibly mad.
"Don't fucking do that again"
Silence, as if they wanted to hear what I had to say for myself. Will I behave, will I be the savior their team needs?
"Hue...hue....hue...."
>You have been kicked from the game.
Sadly i agree with this every lobby i joined there always a soma that has to do the shortcut. When will the public ever do a normal runs in chapter 10....
